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  • Military Motto
    Army: No retreat, No surrender
    Navy: No pain, No gain
    Air Force: No guts, No glory
    Security: No ID, No entry
  • What do you do when you see an extremely good looking person? Me, I stare at that person admiringly.. And when I get tired I just put the mirror down.
  • What will happen if you have a wooden car? With a wooden seats, wooden tires, and a wooden engine? Answer: It wooden start
  • Money will buy a bed but not sleep, food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness.. You see money is not for everything.. Therefore if you have too much, please send it to me ASAP!
 

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